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Like most human inventions, the London Underground is distinctly designed to facilitate laziness. How would your legs cope without it?
Whether you're a student in the capital, someone with a job there, or perhaps just someone with a hobby-like passion for claustrophobia, you've almost certainly made use of the tube.
And, by extension, your brain has almost certainly produced these seven sentences...
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