It’s A-level results day and the kind people of Twitter have been mollycoddling all those nervous teens worried about a post-D average existence.
But what do those smug celebrities know? Here’s the reality of failure.
Get Used To Dark Spaces
Not Sure If This Is A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing
People Will Still Speak To You. Kind Of
And If Pasties Are More Your Thing Try A Pigeon Suit
Make It A Flame Retardant Pigeon Suit
You Can Still Aim High Though
And If You’re Really Worried...
But There Is Hope
And if all else fails, drink.
Good luck!