The trailer for the remake of 'Annie' is out - and it's not just upsetting because it's a remake of 'Annie' but because it's yet another nail in the coffin of yet another dream. That dream being that someday, somehow, you* will play the role of Annie. It ain't gonna happen, kid. Chiefly because you're no longer a kid.
Yes, with age comes wisdom - but also the shattering of certain childhood dreams. Not the dreams that can still come true, but the dreams that were slightly dependent on you being an actual child.
From being a singing, dancing orphan to being a custard pie-firing gangster, here are 15 things which are sadly no longer achievable now that you're an adult. We're sorry to break them to you... but as someone once said: it's a hard-knock life.
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