Congratulations, Jonny Lang of Eager Beaver Films, you've done it again.
In record time - 24 hours, we're told - you've whipped up a Anthony Worrall Thompson meets The Shawshank Redemption spoof that sees everyone's favourite shoplifting celebrity chef cooking up a nice bit of lamb for Morethan Freeman and the boys.
Sure, it ends on a frankly bizarre Nigella Lawson joke, but what does that matter? It's AWT! In prison! Cooking lamb! Spoofs don't get any tougher (to do in 24 hours) than this...
Wait, wrong cookery programme. Still, you'll take our point.
Incidentally, if you're wondering where you've heard the name "Eager Beaver Films" before, they're the boys behind that excellent "X Factor Voiceover Man Strikes Back" clip that recently had to be taken down from YouTube for being too funny. Or infringing copyright rules. One of the two, anyway.
And while we have you chuckling about Anthony Worrall Thompson stealing some cheese and wine at a self-service till, here's Huffington Post UK's favourite Twitter jokes about the unbelievable incident below...