If you've ever pondered whether David Attenborough, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Alan Carr and Morgan Freeman ever get together online to play co-op Assassin's Creed, then the answer - we're sad to say - is no. Nope. Not even once.
That said, if you've ever wondered what such a thing might be like - or at least whether a promo comedy video speculating on that score might be funny - we have the answer. Yes. Yes it is funny.
Ubisoft put this clip together ahead of next month's release of the multiplayer-focused Assassin's Creed Unity, and we have to admit, we laughed.
Take a look at DavidAttenbro, MorganF Da Man, SchwarzeKiller and ChattyManAl69 navigating Paris in only the way that four celebrities voiced by Terry Mynott can.