On the left of this video is Teedie. Teedie is a cat. On the right of this video is Calvin. Calvin is a baby.
Now Calvin wants something and he wants something bad - and that something is Teedie's tail. And so begins a 59 second war of wills as a baby human takes on an adult cat's caudal appendage.
Calvin grasps and gropes for Teedie's tail over and over and over, desperate to touch the furry feline flicking thing as his parents watch, recording every moment.
It's almost too adorable, to be honest. Who knew babies were so cute, eh? And just to even up the score, here's a video gallery of cats being plain adorable too. Take that, babies!