I think about Batman a lot, I kind of feel sorry for him - it must be exhausting all that being at the 'beck and call' of Gotham City lark. I imagine he can't plan anything with friends as he's always checking out the window looking for that dreaded 'Bat Symbol'.
I've recently being covering the breakfast show on Absolute Radio which has entailed a 3:30am start, the entire fortnight I've been bombarded with panic dreams that I've overslept or I've gone into work bottomless. I think Batman would suffer from the same neurosis so I've drawn you a cartoon of how that might pan out...