Alcohol makes us all believe we are God’s gift to words - capable of crafting texts that make people fall in love with us, be our best friend and want to have sex with us.
The reality: you’ve either given them a solid reason to ghost you or worse, you’ve sent it to the wrong person.
Now Reddit users have confessed the most toe-curling/phone-smashing/life ending drunk texts their inebriated brains have ever created...prepare yourself.
The Spellcheck One
“I sent my then girlfriend a text that I didn’t spellcheck. Turns out it read ‘I want to kick your puppy till you scream’.”
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The Cat One
“Admitted that I killed a friend’s cat with Anti-Freeze....I did not kill this cat, I only heard of this incident on that night. Needless to say we are not friends anymore.”
The Open Relationship One
“Was having a conversation with a girl I was seeing who wanted an open relationship, and setting ground rules. Accidentally texted my very conservative Christian mum in detail about threesomes, voyeurism, and exhibitionism.”
The Pubes One
“Photo of my pubes to my ex-wife’s mother. A nice way to break the silence of 6 years after the divorce. ‘These are my pubes, how are you?’”
The Landlord One
“’You look like a worm with welly boots on’ to a girl I don’t know at all. Then tried to get her to come over.”
The Ass One
“I sent ‘I THOUGHT that was your sexy ass’ to the printer repair contractor at work instead of my boyfriend. They both have the same first name.”
The Proposal One
“I asked a girl, who I knew had feelings for me, to marry me.”
The Absolute Worst One
“I was drunk at my friends house party. I found a phone on the floor, and decided to take a pic of my dick and send it to the person’s mother. Next day, when I sobered up, my mum asked me: ‘Why did you send me a picture of your dick?’”
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