Apple has upset a lot of people by giving away, by force, a copy of U2's new album to everyone who uses iTunes.
Some people think the outrage is a bit over-the-top. Others think it represents the nadir of capitalist monoculture.
Either way, it turns out that U2 have been hiding in your iPhone all along - and there is nothing you can do.
For visual proof of this nightmarish turn of events, consider the following: