Let’s face it, the idea of being Hollywood-level-smooth sounds charming, but we are British and we all know that a funny, cheesy line is the best way to break the ice in the awkward waters of romance.
Yes it might make you cringe but what is dating without a few moments of toe curling self-hatred followed by a drink at the pub?
Here are 9 cheesy pick-up-lines that we are (pretty) sure will secure the object of your affections. And if not, at least you made yourself laugh.