An annual, cringing inauguration for those who are subjected to it, Chelsea insist new signings or academy scholars literally have a song-and-dance to introduce themselves to their new team-mates.
This time the club's television channel, Chelsea TV, have decided to offer a snippet of how cruel the ceremony can be, although Jonathan Muleba doesn't look fazed to be busting a groove in front of Frank Lampard, John Terry et al.
Singing wasn't involved this time, although Joe Cole's initiation at Lille compelled him to sing Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner.