A child has managed to stay alive for exactly two years.
As expected, the child is slightly larger than he was one year ago and considerably larger than he was two years ago.
It is unknown what theme his birthday party will have, although anonymous sources say there may be cake.
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- A Story About The Child's Birthday Party
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The child's parents
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