Our mother taught us never to cry wolf, so maybe someone should try telling Chris Brown that?
The singer has posted this photo of himself as road kill on Twitter, as he plays dead next to a car.
And no, we have no idea why either.
Meanwhile, Chris and fellow rapper Drake have been offered $1m (£641,000) each by a boxing promoter to fight it out in the ring following their alleged brawl in a New York club.
Bar brawl: Chris Brown and Drake
Damon Feldman told the New York Daily News: "Obviously they have a grudge. It's just three one-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt."
He even wants Rihanna - who the boys are believed to have fought over - to act as a sexy ring girl, holding up the score sign.
"I'm 99.9% sure she'll say no. But I can guarantee you, if the fight happens, she will be watching," he said.
Eva Longoria's ex-husband, Tony Parker, is suing the nightclub where the brawl took place for $20m after he had to have eye surgery to repair a corneal laceration he suffered as a result of the fight.
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