Christmas Jumpers 2016: Styles To Suit The Festively Ambiguous From Tesco, Next, Matalan And More

Scrooges, rejoice.

Looking for a women’s Christmas jumper that suitably expresses your complete and utter apathy toward the festive period? Look no further.

It’s not all light-up sweaters, nauseatingly twee designs and joyful slogans - some of the top high street shops are also catering to the Scrooges among us.

From knitwear you definitely wouldn’t let your nan see, to more subtle ways to broadcast your inner Grinch, we’ve rounded up the 13 best anti-Christmas-jumper-jumpers:

Christmas Slogan Jumper Dress
Missguided
'Too Late' Slogan Christmas Jumper
Topshop
£34 from topshop.com
'F**k Christmas' Jumper
Missguided
Petite 'Pouts Not Sprouts' Christmas Jumper
Boohoo
£20 from boohoo.com
Bah Humbug Christmas Sweatshirt
Missguided
Novelty Christmas Jumper
Matalan
£15 from matalan.co.uk
'I'm Just Here For The Food' Christmas Jumper
Not On The High Street
'Piste Off' Christmas Jumper
Boohoo
£12 from boohoo.com
'I'm Having A Meltdown' Slogan Christmas Jumper
Florence and Fred
£16 from tesco.com
'Donut' Slogan Christmas Jumper
Missguided
Plus Size Off The Shoulder Christmas Jumper
Boohoo
£16 from boohoo.com
'I Know What You Did Last Christmas' Jumper
Missy Empire
£20 from missyempire.com
JDY Christmas Print Sweater
Next
£14 from next.co.uk