A tip of the hat to designer Matt Lumby for spotting this gem as he walked down a street in Beckenham, south east London...
That's right. It's a house called...
"When I saw this I felt a Rush of Blood to the Head, had a spot of Trouble and went all Yellow," Matt tells HuffPost UK Comedy. "It must have been some sort of Warning Sign because I'm nearly 42."
And no - the picture isn't Photoshopped. Not like these (well, we couldn't resist)...
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