Imagine if your therapist was a drunk girl. We don't know: maybe your therapist is a drunk girl. In which case, maybe you should think about finding another one. Or at least negotiating a reduced session fee.
Anyway, we digress... We only mention the whole "drunk girl therapist" thing because the very funny people at CollegeHumor.com have just produced a sketch called - you guessed it - 'Drunk Girl Therapist'. It features a drunk girl practising as a therapist, funnily enough. And in between farting and flashing her knickers, she's actually got some fairly sage advice to hand out.
Want to watch some more brilliant comedy sketches? Here's a whole load of them, courtesy of Auntie Beeb...