Danny Dyer has made a shocking admission about Madonna, and let's just say it is very Danny Dyer.
The 'EastEnders' star has admitted he had his first "pedal" over the pop singer.
In case you're not familiar with this particular euphemism, pedal is Cockney rhyming slang for enjoying some *ahem* alone time.
Speaking of his sexual awakening on Channel 4's 'Very British Problems', Danny admitted: "My first wank was Madonna. I was a big fan of Madonna.
"So it wasn't the girls in school, I think my first pedal was over Madonna, mid-eighties when she was fit."
However, Danny added that he wouldn't partake in any such activity now, commenting: "I wouldn't wank over her now, she looks fucked."
Charming.
Strangely enough, this isn't the first time Danny's genitalia have been in the headlines in recent weeks.
He left Holly Willoughby and Zoe Ball speechless when he exposed his "giant" testicle to them, during an appearance on 'Celebrity Juice' last month.
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