Leaving aside the fact that we are trapped in an office where the air conditioning oscillates between Arctic wind and swamp-like muggy heat (currently it's Arctic wind) and therefore not kindly disposed towards anyone enjoying a nice holiday, doesn't Denise Van Outen look nice in her green bikini?
Photos: Sherard/DUBAIPIX
The television presenter is currently staying at the Grosvenor House Hotel in Dubai - a place we're starting to feel we could recognise from all these celeb holiday photos alone - with a friend.
Photo: Sherard/DUBAIPIX
Next time Denise, if you could just pop us an invite in the post we'll be able to take the photos ourselves and save a bit of time. We're excellent company and really good at making cocktails from the remains of a minibar too so it's a win-win situation...