When all the make-up is smeared, the fancy clothes are sweated through and the uncomfortable shoes have come off, there's only one thing on our minds, and it's certainly not the loud pumping music, horny strangers and overpriced drinks.
No, it's the best part of a night out - shovelling down a Big Mac, a doner kebab or some greasy fried chicken. Check out the video above for some perfect examples of why drunk food is so awesome.