Rod Hull and Emu thought they could reckon with Michael Parkinson and get away with it, but then they came across Emile Heskey. No, really.
Representing the Eighth Leicester Boys Brigade, Heskey is erroneously referred to as 'Emily' by the MC, but does at least see the funny side in the gender confusion.
Rod, credit where it's due, does correct the announcer as England is first introduced to Emile Heskey.
Emile then displays his assault course prowess without falling over - something he did all-too-often in an England shirt - and runs home to win for his team.