Engelbert Humperdinck's song Love Will Set You Free may stand a better chance of winning this year's Eurovision than any of this lot - but what if disaster strikes on the night? Disaster of the autocue kind?
Well, we imagine it might go something like the above - a brilliant reworking by comedy clip creators Simon Balch and Donal Coonan, who certainly earn douze points from the (Huffington Post) UK jury.