Know what we like best about going to America? No, of course you don't. Why should you? We barely know one another, after all.
Anyway, we'll tell you. It's not getting to meet Mickey Mouse or follow in the footsteps of Carrie Bradshaw: it's lying in bed with jet lag during the early hours while watching one unintentionally hilarious infomercial after another. (Quite apart from anything else, that's how we ended up with a remote-controlled two-headed mop.)
So we were chuffed to bits to stumble across this brilliant spoof - courtesy of the very funny people at Pleated-Jeans.com - which sends up every infomercial ever made in just under a minute. Watch it! Then watch it again - absolutely free!
Want to see a bunch more spoof ads while you're here? Ah, go on then...