Famed Parisian purveyors of burlesque, Le Crazy Horse, are bringing their titillating choreography to London in the form of the Forever Crazy show. According tot he press notes: "every single Crazy Horse Paris show in the world opens with the iconic act "God Save Our Bareskin", which features Royal Horse Guards with a twist." So that'll be the ladies above, then. Fashion Priest? Over to you...
"How did you know? Pomp and Ceremony are my middle names! Oh, I do love a bearskin, me. Despite the fact that I don't know who these ladies are or what exactly they are doing (I didn't see them getting papped at Somerset House, so they can't be THAT important) I do enjoy a lace up combat boot, so I'll turn a blind eye."
So that's that, then!