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The premise of replacing Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film with your grandparents isn't taking place in some hell dimension, but rather the real world we live in.
Thankfully this disturbing news is confined to Twitter, or rather, the Fifty Shades of Gran account.
It's gained over 8,000 followers since it was set up last week.
H/T: BuzzFeed