In the red corner, we have a cute little pup. And in the blue corner? It's... er... a bowl.
Ladies and gentlemen, let this PetTube clip serve as a stark warning: this is what can happen when crockery fights back!
Poor little pooch! Let's hope he didn't have too much of a headache afterwards.
Anyway, you know what this calls for, don't you? Yep, it's a quick reminder of 13 more of the internet's most confused dogs...