A child felt inclined to give his mum the lowdown on his bowel movements while he was away at summer camp.
The hilarious notes, written by a boy known as ‘W’, contain his experiences of farts, “diyareeya” and his bottom-bunk buddy burping.
Photos of the notes surfaced on Imgur on Thursday 14 July 2016. Here’s an overview of what they say.
1. W had diarrhea.
His misspelling of “diyareeya” has to be the best thing about this note. Oh, and thank goodness for those extra pants.
2. W found out you can set farts alight.
Luckily, he’s going to show his mum when he returns from camp.
3. W can burp the alphabet.
His friend on the bottom bunk can do the same too. Phew.