It’s transfer deadline day once again, the most exciting day of any footie fan’s calendar - but it’s hard to keep up with all the last-minute movements now that don’t have Ceefax laying them out for us.
Don’t worry - we’ve sifted through the noise on Twitter to bring you the highlights in the funniest possible way.
David Luiz kicked off a move back to Chelsea
Sunderland signed Didier Ndong for a club record fee
Jack Wilshere was, as always, the butt of a lot of jokes as he looked set to leave Arsenal on loan
Arsenal also got rid of Serge Gnabry
Joe Hart moved to Torino on loan so he could get some first team football
Sadly we no longer see Harry Redknapp leaning out of his car window, so we had to make do with this
Free agent Adebayor found a new home at Fulham
Liverpool fans were left without much to do
Obviously, there was a lot of bickering
And, as usual, there was someone who had to put a downer on everything