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Life with toddlers is a real rollercoaster – one moment they’re telling you they love you, the next they’re mooing at you as you step out of the shower.
Fast forward two hours and they’re prostrate on the floor, screaming at you because you wouldn’t let them lick your shoe.
While they can be pretty harsh sometimes – and totally unreasonable – their brutal honesty and innocent outlook on life often brings plenty of laughs to the table, too.
These tweets sum up just how chaotic life can be with young children – and while we do love a moan as parents, we also know we wouldn’t have it any other way.
1. Where did you hide the poo?!
2. My child loves me... but also pizza.
3. Today in questions you never thought you’d ask yourself: Why is there a car under my back?
4. Hi sweetie. Please stop licking mummy’s face.
5. This parent was probably quite relieved they didn’t get to see their toddler’s carol concert IRL.
6. When your toddler is mad because they can’t do something (that also happens to be impossible)...
7. Get this toddler on The Apprentice.
8. Out of the mouth of babes (and all that).
9. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. But with the word penis.
10. This two-year-old ran the dishwasher undetected and empty for an entire hour.