There's something for both non-believers and non-Beliebers in this week's round-up of Twitter funnies.
For it was the week that Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber went mano a perfectly manscaped mano in Ibiza...
The week that Usain Bolt was a little, erm, down about the Commonwealth Games. Although Al Pacino seemed to be enjoying it...
The week that Eastbourne Pier sadly caught fire...
And the week that Richard Dawkins sent people into a frenzy by tweeting the following...
Which led to responses like this...
...and the tweets we kick off with below. Enjoy!