WATCH: Geri Halliwell's First Live Solo Show In Seven Years (VIDEO)

WATCH: Geri's Return To The Stage
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Geri Halliwell was always our favourite Spice Girl. That combination of the cartoon-like image, that gob of hers, the steely determination despite any discernible talent and well, the fact that she was a fellow ginge left the other Spices in the rack.

Aaaahhh, those were the days.

But fast forward more than a decade later and after witnessing her performance at this week's Breast Cancer Care charity event, Ginger Spice was nothing but a dim and distant memory.

Geri took to the stage for her first live solo appearance in seven years for the charity bash and we can confirm the following...

1. Her (not actually that bad) vocals still wouldn't get her past the first round of The X Factor auditions (and no amount of Mariah-esque hand movements is going to change that)

2. She still has two left feet.

3. She has ZERO stage presence (even the audience looked bored).

Sorry Geri, it's a fantastic cause but maybe you should just donate next year and stick to guest judging on The X Factor? Actually, on second thoughts...

Watch Geri's performance of It's Raining Men above...