Do you have access to the internet right now?
Good.
Google ‘wankpuffin’.
Feel free to have a chuckle.
In case you’re interested, the story of wankpuffin goes like this.
It begins here...
Which prompted the hashtag #wankpuffin to do the rounds back last year.
It enjoyed an Antipodean renaissance earlier this year when it was used to troll South Australia senator Cory Bernardi.
And not it’s original creator has turned it upon Trump.
Bravo sir, bravo.