Great British Bake Off is back on our screens, and it's got us glued to the sofa once again. It's at its usual innuendo-ridden gold standard, so here's how the first episode went down, illustrated with funny tweets.
Warning: here be spoilers.
There was a token hipster:
A token hipster with a silly hat:
And he put BEETROOT in his cake:
There was a Lithuanian bodybuilder who mastered the art of whipping like she wasn't even bothered:
We got to see two Pauls, seemingly fighting for the role of Alpha Paul:
They were tasked with making a Madeira cake, which got everyone giggling over the inevitable crack in the top:
And Mat filled his cake with gin. As you do.
Someone actually managed to forget to turn the oven on. IN A BAKING COMPETITION. And her excuse was fantastic:
There were puns:
Lots of them:
Yes, Dorret had a bit of a mare with her gateaux:
Ok, "a bit of a mare" was an understatement:
There was a lot of gin:
But not enough for Mary Berry:
Sue Perkins was feeling her usual naughty self:
Behave yourself, @sueperkins! #GBBOpic.twitter.com/DBnpdaCOb9
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) August 5, 2015
And so was Mel:
THIS HAPPENED:
And of course there was a whole horde of glorious innuendo:
In case you were wondering, Marie won Star Baker and there's a gif of her reaction:
And the hipster in the hat wasn't so lucky...