A guy has shared the thoughtful note he wrote to himself before a night out - which received the sassiest response.
In preparation for a night on the lash, Steven Davidson, 30, wrote a note to himself as a reminder to drink plenty of water before bed, so he wouldn’t feel hungover in the morning.
But drunk Steve wasn’t having any of it. In fact, drunk Steve was so enraged that he responded in the only way he knew how...
With plenty of expletives.
The note from sober Steve reads: “To drunk Steve, please drink this bottle of water before bed then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you. From sober Steve.”
Drunk Steve responded: “Fuck you sober Steve. I do what I want. P.S. Tell hangover Steve he’s a lil bitch.”
The hilarious exchange was shared on Twitter by Steve’s friend, known only as ‘Tarryntino’.
Steve, who is from Western Australia, later told The Mirror: “I wrote the note to hopefully lessen the hangover as I’m now on the wrong side of 30 and they’re just getting worse and lasting longer.
“I’m quite stubborn when drunk so when I saw the note I thought, ‘no one tells me what I can and can’t do”, so I replied, but I remember I kept getting confused to which Steve I was talking to hence the crossed out sections.”
He added that his hangover the day after defying sober Steve’s orders was particularly painful.