Do you ever look down at your iPhone while sipping your Fairtrade soy non-fat cold-pressed latté through your waxed moustache and think "I wish these emoticons represented me better"?
You don't need to worry anymore, skinny-jeaned vegans! We can finally offer you the perfect hipster emojis to perk up your WhatsApp messages. No more writing out those long words and phrases you always use, like "Kale" or "Vintage fixed gear bicycle".
(Created for HuffPost UK Comedy by Amanda Wilkie, David Schneider and Klein Borrill)