Horrendous University Confessions To Make You Glad You're Not A Student (VIDEO)

Recent (and maybe not so recent) graduates often long for the days of university life: freedom, cold pizza, Topshop discounts, and so on..

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'I'm So Poor I Shampooed My Hair With Fabric Conditioner'

However these horrendous student confessions may make you change your mind and be grateful you're not one drunken student mess.