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iPhone 6 'Won't Bend If You Don't Wear Skinny Jeans'

TECH NEWS: iPhone 6 'Won't Bend If You Don't Wear Skinny Jeans', Hipsters Told
Andrea Mann
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Tony Zhan checks out his new iPhone 6 Plus outside the Apple store in Pasadena, California on the first day of sale, September 19, 2014. The California tech giant has said more than four million pre-orders were received in the 24 hours after the sale of the new devices was announced. AFP PHOTO / ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)
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Problems with the iPhone 6 bending are being caused by hipsters, tech experts said today.

"One hundred per cent of people who rushed out to buy the new iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 are annoying hipsters," said one, "so it logically follows that they wear skinny jeans. Probably red ones."

"Most of these iPhone owners will find that if they swap their tight trousers for unfashionable slacks or loose cargo pants, their iPhones won't bend."

Apple has claimed that it didn't discover the fault in the new iPhone design until it went on sale, as all the staff at their Apple Stores wearing comfortable, loose-fitting trousers:

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"They're not called Geniuses for nothing," said an Apple insider.

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