Twitter can be a harsh place.
Thoughts, opinions and what you think are witty little gems are all shot into the digital ether and instantly become fodder for the numerous cyber-trolls out there.
If you're going to survive you need a thick skin. Either that or be constantly armed with incredible comebacks.
Two chaps are quite handy when it comes to this are Piers Morgan and James Blunt. Here's a few of Morgan's gems...
And here's a selection of Blunt's...
It's at this point that we confess this contest was won from the start - Blunty was always going to nail it. Here's some more examples of his genius as a reward.
Oh, and how's this for meta?