To cut an extremely long story short... Kanye West is super pissed at American chat show host Jimmy Kimmel because he made a spoof video of Yeezy's Zane Lowe interview (you know the one with Versace, Versace, Versace!?).
The row has escalated so quickly Kim Kardashian's baby-daddy has resorted to overworking his CAPS LOCKS key on Twitter. Look...
Oh. My. God.
Jimmy seems to be taking it all in his stride. But guess what Jimmy? You should be quaking in your boots. Yeezy's freakin' terrifying and IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A MINUTE JIMMY KIMMEL!
Here's just five reasons why JK SHOULD run, hide, consider joining forces with Hedi Slimane...
1. He's the son of God, we mean Yod
Did The Bible aka The Yeezus teach you nothing Jimmy Kimmel?
2. He's got Kris Jenner on side
We challenge you to stand up to that momager! Yeah, didn't think so. *Gives knowing look*.
3. Two words
Taylor. Swift.
4. He "invented" leather trousers
Anyone who wears leather trousers means business. The Matrix-style business. And according to KW, he INVENTED them. Start running Jimmy.
5. Would you mess with this?
Didn't think so.