"Scotland and England have been involved in something of a 300-year arranged marriage... and I will be the first one to acknowledge: England has been a little bit of a dick since the honeymoon," says John Oliver - comedian, Englishman and host of American satirical late-night show 'Last Week Tonight With John Oliver'.
Check out Oliver's guide to the Scottish independence debate - including the campaigns, who's funding them and why the Scots don't like that 'a***-hole' David Cameron - above. It all ends in a magnificent plea worthy of any great romantic comedy.
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