Judge Rinder - or Robert Rinder as he’s known to his mum - has been spitting out some of the best put downs this side of Simon Cowell ever since his courtroom show debuted on ITV in 2014.
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Each day, the criminal barrister (and bezzie mate of Benedict Cumberbatch, doncha know) presides over three different cases in his courtroom, giving him plenty of opportunity to dish out a catty barb or five.
Judge Rinder
Interrupt him (‘When my lips are moving, yours aren’t’) or tell a porky (‘I can smell a lie like a fart in a lift) at your peril, as many claimants have found out over the past two series.
Love him or loathe him, there's no denying when it comes to straight-talking and camp asides, we reckon even his US counterpart, Judge Judy, would be running for the hills.
Here’s our round-up of his very best quips, quotes and put-downs… so far.