Ages ago we were banging on about Kelly Brook's habit of posing with one leg in the air, comme un flamant rose in the language of fashion ("Like a flamingo" for everyone else). Well, she seems to have gone a step further in the transformation with the help of a sequinned dress.
If you're after some factual information rather than bird-centric musings, Kelly was wearing a pink dress and attending EastEnders actress Preeya Kalidas's birthday party at Apres nightclub in London.
But seriously, she just needs a beak and she'll be a fully qualified wading bird.