Kerry Katona doesn't exactly approach life in the same way as the majority of sane people so it's perhaps not surprising it has emerged she's going out with a bloke who "stalked her".
The former Atomic Kitten warbler's new man, Steve Alce, has had a chat with OK! magazine about his relationship with Kerry and he's revealed some interesting pulling tactics.
Steve said: "I fancied her in her Atomic Kitten days and I've stalked her ever since.
"Now I've finally got hold of her. Bizarrely it's the most natural relationship I've ever had."
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Whilst loved-up Steve seems head over heels now, he admits he wouldn't have touched Kezza with a barge pole when she was on drugs.
He said: "I wouldn't have gone anywhere near her during her drug days.
"When Kerry went on Daybreak and they showed the slurring This Morning interview, seeing her look so upset, I wanted to run on set and take her away, it made me cry."
Bless!
Despite posing for a glamorous photo shoot in Kerry's luxury Surrey pad and chatting to the magazine for probably quite a few pennies, Steve insists he is not looking to cash in on his girlfriend's celebrity status.
"I'm a private person," says Steve. "I don't want people to think I'm trying to jump on your bandwagon."
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