Creative confections have been trotting, strutting and stomping down the capital's catwalks, as London Fashion Week sashays into full swing.
But while fashion shows are known for showcasing designs unwearable on the high street, there's been a glut of outrageous inventions unsuitable for any event.
Nudity made a surprise appearance on the catwalk on Monday, with a risque design from appearing rather cheeky from the back. And who would have considered a corset for the head?
Slim skulls may be in, but would you wear any of the below? Check out the most outrageous (and wonderful) designs from London Fashion Week below.
WARNING: Slideshow contains nudity.