How Love Island's Shaughna Phillips Became The Villa's Queen Of The One-Liners

All bow down to the sharpest-witted democratic services officer you'll ever meet.

Every year on Love Island, there is one contestant who has a particular way with words. 

Last year, it was Maura Higgins. The year before, it was Dani Dyer. Prior to them, we had Olivia Attwood and Kady McDermott.

And we’re pleased to announce the villa’s latest Queen Of The One-Liners is Shaughna Phillips

In case you’ve missed her ascent to the throne, allow us to explain why we’re all bowing down to the sharp-witted democratic services officer...

When she delivered this withering response when Callum recoupled with Molly after Casa Amor

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When she said this after one of the twins recoupled with Callum

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When she spoke the truth about being sucked in by fuckboys

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When her dental regime wreaked havoc with her relationship

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When the South African heat proved to be too much for her

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When she had no time for Mike pretending to be an expert on relationships

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When she was completely distracted during the twins’ entrance

When she tried to explain why Nas hasn’t found a partner in the villa yet

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When she decided to eat her feelings after Rebecca got with Callum

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When she decided to give Callum a taste of his own medicine 

When she reminded herself she needs a man, not a boy

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When she almost threw herself in the pool

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When she drafted up a speech for Callum to give to Rebecca to reject her advances

When she was not here for Callum getting to know the twins

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And she prayed his date with Eve didn’t last too long

When she stepped up her game with Rebecca

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When she had this reaction to the boys’ departure for Casa Amor

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Love Island airs from Sunday to Friday at 9pm on ITV2.