A man has put his single sister on eBay in a touching utterly insulting attempt to find her a boyfriend... and make himself some cash, natch.
Matchmaker (and, erm, entrepreneur) Kyle Maalen put his younger sister Sammy on the auction site with a starting bid of £0.99. Charming.
The 28-year-old says Sammy, 27, is "unlucky-in-love" and is looking for a "genuine, loving, faithful" man to sweep her off her feet.
The advert reads:
"Firstly this is a serious advert. My sister is 27-years-old originally from London but now lives in Cardiff and is slim and curvy, 5 ft 4 blue eyes dark hair. Very bubbly and outgoing. She not a party animal and very faithful. No kids but would like kids eventually.
"My sister is unlucky with finding a real man. So me and my family are looking for someone who is a great guy who is genuine. Loving. Faithfull. Normal. And just very down to earth.
"Also musts are Must have a job. No bums please. Must have a car or be willing to commute if your far away. Must be decent looking."
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[H/T Metro]