'Masterchef: The Professionals' is back on our screens - so if, like us, you're simultaneously excited about the remaining shows yet slightly bored of Sean Pertwee's voiceover and/or panna cotta, then why not add some extra spice (geddit?!) with our cut-out-and-keep Masterchef drinking game bingo card?
Will Michel Roux Jr smile with his eyes? Will Gregg Wallace slobber all over a dessert? Will a contestant ruefully admit that they need to up their game/prove how much they want this/dream of owning a Michelin-starred restaurant?
Simply take a swig of drinking sherry cross off the events below as and when they happen over the next few weeks. Cheers!
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