Who: Madonna
What: Dressed as a cheerleader, complete with pom poms and her beloved fishnets.
Where: Performing in Istanbul as part of her MDNA tour.
Bonus info: Due to a hazy knowledge of US high school pastimes, we're not certain if Madonna is a cheerleader or a majorette given the presence of the pole and the pom poms. Either way, her fierce demeanor in these photos suggest to us that she'd make an excellent class bully.
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