Ah, more 'helpful' post-baby weight loss stories from celebs - though this one takes the biscuit* from even those 'I didn't diet - just ran around after my toddler' type showbiz tales.
Transformers actress Megan Fox claims she lost all her baby blubber within - wait for it - HOURS of giving birth to her son Noah last September.
So not for 26-year-old Megan a year or more of hanging on to the elasticated-waist maternity trousers, and knickers the size of Wales, no she 'walked out of the hospital' with her tiny waist and pre-pregnancy figure intact. How to win mum friends, Megan!
"My baby was kind of small and my pregnancy was small – I walked out of the hospital kind of like this," Megan said, showing off said figure in a nude (but corseted) Dolce & Gabbana gown on the red carpet at the Golden Globes.
Husband Brian Austin Green backed up her claims, and said that it was no surprise that she had pinged straight back into shape because she always followed a good diet.
"She's always eaten really well, she's always worked out and stayed in good shape, so, she did it all through the pregnancy," he said, "It makes sense then that when you have the baby, your body – for the most part – is there."
Smug, much?
*Or lettuce leaf.
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