Even ardent feminists such as HuffPost UK Lifestyle don't know how it happens every year - but we inevitably end up spend more time in the kitchen than the men. And no, we don't enjoy peeling potatoes or steaming sprouts any more than they do.
So until this balance is redressed, the universe ensures karmic revenge by making sure the menfolk spend hours outside department store fitting rooms post-Christmas, bored out of their nuts.
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We wish we were better than this, but it warms the cockles of our hearts to see our kitchen duties repaid in kind.
Thanks to HuffPost Style for flagging up this beauty - the instagram account known as miserable_men.