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Mumsnet users are at it again, doing exactly what they do best and talking downright dirty.
This week's topic of conversation? Things that smell like semen. (Of course.)
It all started when one user, called Apocalypto, likened the smell of batter from Delia Smith's pancake recipe to semen.
And from there the thread descended into chaos.
As it turns out, and according to Mumsnet users, quite a lot of things smell like semen:
And of course, no Mumsnet thread would be complete without a penis beaker reference.
One user couldn't resist asking whether Apocalypto had been preparing Delia's recipe in their own beside beaker.
Wowzers ladies.